{"id":1996,"date":"2022-12-15T17:41:00","date_gmt":"2022-12-15T21:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grindersbasketball.net\/V2\/2022\/12\/15\/whats-a-suck-score\/"},"modified":"2022-12-15T17:41:00","modified_gmt":"2022-12-15T21:41:00","slug":"whats-a-suck-score","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/2022\/12\/15\/whats-a-suck-score\/","title":{"rendered":"What\u2019s a Suck Score?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cBro, what\u2019s this new \u201cSuck Score\u201d and why does Old Man Jon hate Cory so much?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nah, Old Man Jon likes Cory.  He seems like a good dude &#8211; I\u2019d even let him fuck Richie\u2019s sister.  The Suck Score highlights Grinders who\u2026 sucked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Suck Score FAQs:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Q: How do you determine a grinder\u2019s Suck Score?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A: Don\u2019t worry about all that.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Q: What about all the \u201cgood\u201d stuff I do?  Like my points, rebounds, assists?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A: What about it?  You\u2019re probably not that good.  Besides, that\u2019s what we have \u201cGAPE\u201d for.  Stop being selfish.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Q: What is the Suck Score out of?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A: 100. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Q: Why another negative stat?  This world we live in is vile enough as it is.  Most Grinders come to fraternize with the guys, have a couple drinks, get a good run in\u2026 forget about how polarized the country is, inflation, how doomed our planet is, and all the horrors of war.  This seems counter to that goal.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A: Okay.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Q: No, seriously, why?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A: I have depression and your misery makes me a little less sad.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cBro, what\u2019s this new \u201cSuck Score\u201d and why does Old Man Jon hate Cory so much?\u201c Nah, Old Man Jon likes Cory. He seems like a good dude &#8211; I\u2019d even let him fuck Richie\u2019s sister. The Suck Score highlights Grinders who\u2026 sucked. Suck Score FAQs:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-kenny-blankenship"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}