It feels like it has been an eternity since the last meaningful Grinders game was played, way back in March. If you have forgotten or simply don\u2019t care at all, Kellen led his super team to a convincing victory over E and his MVP\/first team duo of Jimmy and Cole. It was honestly like a cinematic masterpiece: if you consider Dadbod on Dadbod crime cinema. Honestly sounds more like something heinous you\u2019d stumble upon while taking a deep dive on the Hub. The mini session happened, and since then the Grinders talent has been as active as ever. They took their talents outdoors to the pickleball court where what started as a relaxing, casual event turned into a racket smashing, expletive hurling sweat fest. Tensions arose quickly, but dissipated just as fast as soon as the bucket of brews came out. And then the draft, from what I\u2019ve heard through the grapevine, was as professional and elegant as you would expect. What I would give to have been a fly on the wall\u2026 I am so eager to see if the aftermath of last week carries into tonight. So many feuds and storylines for this session that you\u2019d think Vince McMahon had taken over as AD! But enough of all that \u2013 it\u2019s preview time, baybay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Session Preview<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n The GAPE Chicken at Grinders HQ has thrown together an early power rankings, if you will, based on each teams\u2019 average player WAR. Basically, the higher the cute little number with the decimals, the better that respective team is expected to be. Since WAR is typically reserved for individuals, the average of all players on a team, for now, I\u2019ll call \u201cGRIND.\u201d Don\u2019t question it. I also have not been sent any team names, so please be understanding, Grinders HQ has been working so very hard this offseason and hasn\u2019t ironed everything out yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 6) Cole\u2019s Team (0.7568 GRIND)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n This does put a smile on my face. I really am curious as to what the strategy was on draft night. Was Cole influenced by the preseason open runs and decided to just run that same team back for 10 more weeks? Consider this analyst skeptical. Taking Wayne early is a bit of a gamble, as no one is really sure what to expect. I\u2019m not hating on it by any means \u2013 I am all about the high risk, high reward maneuvers. What I am NOT all about is the high risk, low reward picks in Jon \u201cBang Bang\u201d Tirado and \u201cCaptain Integrity\u201d Chuck. Two bottom 10 career WAR guys who love chucking from deep; unless Cole puts his foot down and forces them to work together, I can\u2019t see much promise for this squad. And then the focal point of the draft, Richie, wont even be available for the first 6 games! A disappointing showing for sure, but sadly we must give Cole his props for going out of his way to sabotage Curtis\u2019 team with the Richie pick. Speaking of\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n 5) Curtis\u2019 Team (0.7586 GRIND) <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Congrats AD! Your team is 0.0022 points better than Cole\u2019s. How poetic. He really does love those 2\u2019s. Especially when you take two 2\u2019s and make a 22! Fascinating stuff. On paper, this team is not eye popping in the slightest. Joe and Ben are a little intriguing, as they provide good size and can potentially excel against smaller teams. Boccio in my opinion gets a bad rap. Sure he is not that useful offensively, but he is amongst the top defenders in the league, and shows great hustle and speed in loose ball situations. I really think he will find his way off of the All-Scrub team, as long as he hits some more open layups this session. Lil Josh will have his moments, but will likely be relegated to sitting in the corner on offense, waiting for a catch and shoot opportunity that will never come with Mr. WAP himself leading this team.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 4) Jeff\u2019s Team (0.87 GRIND)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Apparently, Jeff May used his draft money sparingly, and as a result this is the team he will be trotting out. He looked a little rusty to start last week\u2019s open run, but quickly settled in and played his trademarked efficient scoring style game. This team will likely rely on the unproven newcomer Bryant, who showed flashes in his two open runs, but will need to show that he can replicate those flashes into a true Grinders setting. Pauly P, Mike Salvati, and Todd Nixon I feel like are essentially the same player \u2013 they can, but won\u2019t contribute much offensively, but will bring the defense and hustle that could compliment their scorers well. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 3) Jimmy\u2019s Team (0.97 GRIND)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Reigning MVP Jimmy has showed in recent weeks that he hasn\u2019t lost a step, and is looking to return to the championship scene after appearing with E\u2019s team back in March. He brought back his former captain, who quietly was much improved in the spring session. Who could forget his infamous buzzer beater to force OT against Worm\u2019s team? I expect him to play a large role in this offense. Jimmy took Ford for a questionable amount in the draft, and I must say I\u2019m not fully against it. He has shown he can be a quality scorer, and against some of the smaller teams this session he could be a difference maker. I have zero information on newcomer Matt Kieta. Small Justin I feel will play a nice complimentary role with Jimmy leading the offense, and rumor has it he will be targeting opposing ankles again to give this team the extra push they need.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 2) Gersitz\u2019s Team (1.2 GRIND) <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n The eye test says this team is going to be super annoying to play against. The perennial first teamer snagged some solid value in the draft, starting off with his guy Al \u201cCrazy\u201d Derrico. His last 3 sessions have ended in a GAPE of 9.0 or higher, including 15 GAPE this previous mini session. He has plenty of experience playing alongside Gersitz, and that chemistry will lead to plenty of scoring opportunities for the two of them. Youngling Peyton has steadily improved each session, earning himself consecutive second-team All Grinders honors. He led the league in assists in the first session of 2023, and with this pass-first offense I can see him being up there once again. Newcomer Garrett I also have zero information on, other than I think he\u2019s a big man \u2013 possibly Vaillancourt-esque, which could be exactly what this team needs to fill out the roster. Jon U finally gets to play alongside his son, and is reportedly thrilled to actually be allowed to touch the ball this session. This team is lacking a bit in size \u2013 Gersitz, Al, and Peyton have roughly the same build – but they make up for it with their ability to turn games into track meetsby running up and down the court for 40 minutes. Holy team cardio. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 1) Kellen\u2019s Team (1.4 GRIND)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n The defending champs are running it back, and to no surprise they come in on top in these power rankings. Kellen built his team with minimal flaws, as they have the size to matchup with anybody in Tall Justin and Josh Lanzot, the scoring and playmaking prowess of Tommy, and the 3 & D combo of Kellen and Zach. Coming off of a first team All Grinder selection (mostly inflated from a 40 GAPE game 1) last session, Zach is looking to follow up with a strong full session. Tommy is reportedly in LeBron mode with the higher ups, so I\u2019m sure he\u2019ll be playing with a chip on his shoulder. I don\u2019t think there is any one team that can fully matchup with these 5, and I will not be surprised if they end up going back-to-back this year. The Grinders faithful eagerly await the 7:30 game tonight, where they look to stomp out Cole\u2019s team similarly to how they did in last sessions championship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It feels like it has been an eternity since the last meaningful Grinders game was played, way back in March. If you have forgotten or simply don\u2019t care at all, Kellen led his super team to a convincing victory over E and his MVP\/first team duo of Jimmy and Cole. 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