{"id":6639,"date":"2026-03-12T09:29:26","date_gmt":"2026-03-12T13:29:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/?p=6639"},"modified":"2026-03-12T09:38:02","modified_gmt":"2026-03-12T13:38:02","slug":"weekly-boat-race-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/2026\/03\/12\/weekly-boat-race-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Boat Race Recap"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Last night was a great night at the river, with three unscheduled boat races that had fans rethinking on whether they want renew their season tickets for next year.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>It all started with the&nbsp;6:30&nbsp;game which was over&nbsp;at about 6:31. Setting the tone early, was the gameplan for Kellen and his middle school friends, but Richie had his own idea throwing up two airballs- to give a new meaning to \u201cstarting strong\u201d.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>At this point, from all the $1 airballs from Richie and Curtis, the New York Power Authority has sent a w-9 to league offices for tax reasons.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>They played more defense on Cory during \u201cthe shot\u201d then they did on Crazy throughout this game. Meanwhile, rumor has is the scorer table is still adding up Josh\u2019s assists. League secretaries are working on new stat sheets as we speak.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/IMG_0504-1024x372.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/IMG_0504-1024x372.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/IMG_0504-300x109.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/IMG_0504-768x279.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/IMG_0504-128x46.jpeg 128w, https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/IMG_0504-32x12.jpeg 32w, https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/IMG_0504.jpeg 1322w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>It\u2019s to nobody\u2019s surprise that Dave was a healthy scratch again this week even though he passed his physical. Chaz looked like he never subbed back in after last week. The defending champs are looking like the most mentally strong team entering the playoffs. Peyton, coming off MVP chants last week, played like his girlfriend just broke up with him. A last minute change up on defense confirmed to everyone, they lost their confidence in the once unanimous MVP choice. &nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fans were confused when Garrett showed up to play looking like an out of work gym teacher. Was this a league game, or just a pickup game at Planet fitness? E\u2019s team might have had a chance in this one, but once Garrett looked up and saw Cole on the balcony- he almost poked a hole in those pants and we all knew the perfect season would continue.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was a great night at the river, with three unscheduled boat races that had fans rethinking on whether they want renew their season tickets for next year.&nbsp; It all started with the&nbsp;6:30&nbsp;game which was over&nbsp;at about 6:31. 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