{"id":6656,"date":"2026-03-24T21:06:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-25T01:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/?p=6656"},"modified":"2026-03-24T21:06:00","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T01:06:00","slug":"rivals-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/2026\/03\/24\/rivals-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Rivals Part 2\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ben vs showing up VS Gersitz vs leaving<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No contact from Kale VS Witt vs contact VS Nixons Nose vs Contact<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bryant vs being high VS Kellen vs drafting low<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cole vs Standing VS Dave vs Sitting<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Salvati vs the horn<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The only guy that hates the horn is the only guy that repairs it\u2026 doesn\u2019t make much sense<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Witt vs Contact<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The guy is on his back more than Richie\u2019s sister<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Garret vs oxygen<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The guy is making Danny look like a marathon runner<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bryant vs being high<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Technically if he is always high, he never is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AK vs playing time<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

AK is really just a sober Dave<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pauly P vs Player Management<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dave will be available to keep stats throughout the playoffs<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kellen vs Drafting Short<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guy thought he was drafting the EBC hockey team<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Little Cuz vs clean defense<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Clean defense doesn\u2019t run in that family<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kale vs Grants knot tying abilities<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He will escape one day<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cory vs working<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The guy is retired and still can\u2019t seem to show up<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Garret vs shorts<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Easier to hide your boner for Cole in pants<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jeff May vs the \u201cOMJ\u201d moniker<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He is the true OMJ,  Old Man Jeff<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maliki vs playing two consecutive sessions<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe is playing next session\u201d \u2013 Only heard that ten times<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zach vs Offensive Possessions<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He shoots so quick so he can run back and play D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ben vs showing up VS Gersitz vs leaving No contact from Kale VS Witt vs contact VS Nixons Nose vs Contact Bryant vs being high VS Kellen vs drafting low Cole vs Standing VS Dave vs Sitting Salvati vs the horn The only guy that hates the horn is the only guy that repairs it\u2026 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":6657,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/IMG_0516-1.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6658,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6656\/revisions\/6658"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grinders.live\/basketball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}