- Chuck “Ice Cream Licker” Tomasula
- Chris “Sweet Tits” Cole
- Tall Justin “I’m still the worst” Rybinski
- Peyton “Fuck This Paddle” Urbaniak
- Old Man Jon “Fuck This Siding” Urbaniak
- Wayne “You Like My Serve?” Haynes
- Josh “But I played tennis” Morcelle
- Eric “I fucked your tailpipe” Carlson