Author: Kenny Blankenship

Blankenship is a high-school dropout whose uncle owns Grinders. Kenny is very unprofessional about reporting, far less serious about the job than Vic is. Despite his non-professional, simplistic stand-point, he claims to make ten times the amount that Vic does because of his uncle being one of the Grinders bosses. Kenny has also been stated to own a condo complex from all the money that he earns from reporting and drives a Volkswagen Jetta. During his reporting, Kenny usually spends his time commenting on the sexual appeal of the effeminate Grinders and how much he likes beer, pizza, and seeing the majority of Grinders fail.

Updated Rankings

Old Man Jon won the first singles player tournament, the Grinders Memorial Day Classic, against a select few unsuspecting Grinders. He had fun.


Updated Grinder Rankings:

  1. Chuck (1)
  2. Cole (2)
  3. OMJ (5)
  4. Tall Justin (3)
  5. Peyton (4)
  6. Wayne (6)
  7. Lil Cuz (8)
  8. Lil Josh (7)

Preseason Pickleball-er Rankings by Lil Cuz

  1. Chuck “Ice Cream Licker” Tomasula
  2. Chris “Sweet Tits” Cole
  3. Tall Justin “I’m still the worst” Rybinski
  4. Peyton “Fuck This Paddle” Urbaniak
  5. Old Man Jon “Fuck This Siding” Urbaniak
  6. Wayne “You Like My Serve?” Haynes
  7. Josh “But I played tennis” Morcelle
  8. Eric “I fucked your tailpipe” Carlson