Winners:
1. Team Black – finally got off the schnide and got one of our games best offensive players back. Lookout Blue and Pink

Losers:

1. Mike M. – pre-season MVP hype train is slowing down after a meh performance 2 weeks ago and a dud in a possible Finals matchup with Pink. 

2. Cash Cousins – 1 week after getting the coolest nickname in Grinders they almost no-showed on the offensive end. Maybe they should be named the Bail Brothers after the way they got locked down.

3. Our eyes – whoever had to witness the pregame “full moon” from the balcony. By gawd that is the ugliest arse this side of the Mississip.