Another week, another forfeit. Seriously people, make Wednesdays a priority. You signed up and committed. Try and play once in a while.
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Hoops Curt Missed it Again vs Team Milicki
This was a pretty good game to watch, as far as competition goes. I do have to tell you that the offensive performances (save 1) were pretty lackluster. Team Milicki shot 27% from the field. “First Ballot” E scored 13 and “Bang Bang” Tirado scored 12. Tirado also chipped in with 13 rebounds. Todd “F’ing” Nixon led the shooting by going 3 of 9 from the field. This game may have gone another way if the “Human Cheat Code” Mike Milicki hadn’t gotten injured.
The Hoops squad was led by a wrecking ball of 1 man…..Jeff “Championship” May! May scored from the left. May scored from the right. May scored from the top of the key. May scored on the block. Here a May, there a May, everywhere a Jeff May. Jeff May showed his team who the real captain is (insert every Captain Phillips joke here_______________).. Former Captain Curt did score 16 (on 32%) and have 15 rebounds. Curt was a force on the offensive glass late. Besides going all Luka, Jeff May had 15 rebounds as well, and a game leading GAPE of 24. Crazy Al continued his poor shooting going 1/12. Helmet got to play finally and even took 2 shots (both misses). Helmet has extended his Grinders record scoreless streak at 200 minutes and counting.
Luke Perry Heart-throbs vs Hi-liters
The pretty boys forfeit to do their hair and nails.
Team Richie Does Ford’s Laundry vs Dadbod Does the Shammgod
The usual suspects in a prototypical powderkeg of a game of people who just can’t freaking stand each other. We were all waiting……with baited beer breath…..to watch this thing blow up. The insults, the barbs, the taunts, the jeers, all lined up and ready to go. Instead we got a typical, boring, Dadbod game of defense. Team Richie went up 11-0, bringing chants of “whitewash” and “game over” from the raucous Eldridge Club crowd. Ford subbed out and the Dadbods went on a run. Ford could be heard on the sideline, “Notice when I sub out we stop scoring?” A true team leader right there folks. Don’t let him near a bus.
Anyway, by half the Bods led by 2, 26-24. That lead was extended and the crowd could then be heard asking if Team Framer could reach 30 points (they did, at the 5 minute mark, ouch).
Richie lit it up for his team with a whopping 12 points. “Big Ben” Sears had 11. Vaillancharge, Chuck-its, and Ford could only manage 18 shots combined (they hit 5). The Dreambods were led by Jon “Melo” Witt who had 21 and Kellen “Rondo Clutch” Owen had 11. The trio of Newberry, Cole, and Salvati went 5/28.
Not-an-over-reaction Thursday:
New idea for next session – Not all teams make playoffs (maybe people will show up). Knobs.