(3) Cole vs Gersitz (1)

Accolades

Date Time League Season Full Time
12/27/2023 8:30 pm Playoffs 2023.3 40'
55 - 49
Full Time

Results

TeamAir3PMFGMFGAFG%REBASTSTLBLKTOTmGAPETOutcome
Cole2923560.41124155146155Win
Gersitz8323650.35429113104249Loss

Recap

After a controversial ending and the ensuing chaos, we finally got a chance to see the finals for the forfeit-riddled Winter session of 2023. It came down to the 1-seed Gersitz vs the 3-seed Cole.

Team Gersitz started hot, jumping out to a ten-point lead at the half, but failed to play any defense in the second half. Instead, they elected to allow Team Cole to shoot uncontested threes, like a bunch of carnies charging $3 for 5 shots at the basket. I suppose that makes sense because Team Gersitz did have a miserable night shooting eight-team airballs. I guess they had to collect that money back somehow. Overall, they were led by a solid effort from newcomer Garrett, who had 16 points and 10 rebounds, and from Crazy Al (16 points).

Team Cole drained 9 three pointers (majority in the second half) to complete their comeback and take home the title. Wayne and Richie took turns pulling a Ford, claiming devastating injuries only to return heroically and help their team. Cole was the key cog though in all this mess as he was all over the court to the tune of 16 points, 10 rebounds, and 5 assists. In the end, Richie finally won a big boy title on the back of his nemesis and a DadBod, Chris Cole. All the years of allowing Cole to have his way with his sister finally came full circle and paid off. She may be the big winner in all of this as she no longer has to say “is it in yet” on a nightly basis.

Congrats to the champs may your title reign be short and sucky….long live the DadBods!

Cole

Player FTM FTA FT% Air 3PM FGM FGA FG% EFG% PTS REB DReb OReb AST STL BLK TO GAPE
Chris Cole 000046130.4620.61501000500321
Chuck Thomasulo00001360.5000.583000010005
Jon Tirado00001140.2500.375040030108
Richie Creamer000236160.3750.4690000440110
Wayne Haynes000007170.4120.41201000210017
Total0002923560.4110.4915524001551461

Gersitz

Player FTM FTA FT% Air 3PM FGM FGA FG% EFG% PTS REB DReb OReb AST STL BLK TO GAPE
Al Derrico000008180.4440.444030000009
Garrett Beesing 000327190.3680.42101000601018
Mike Benjamin00021240.5000.625010000002
Mike Gersitz000004130.3080.3080900220012
Peyton Urbaniak000302110.1820.182060031002
Total0008323650.3540.3774929001131043
FTM
0
0
FTA
0
0
FT%
0
0
Air
2
8
3PM
9
3
FGM
23
23
FGA
56
65
FG%
0.411
0.354
EFG%
0.491
0.377
PTS
55
49
REB
24
29
DReb
0
0
OReb
0
0
AST
15
11
STL
5
3
BLK
1
1
TO
4
0
GAPE
61
43