Cole vs Tall Justin

Accolades

Date Time League Season Full Time
01/19/2022 7:30 pm Grinders 2022.1 40'
46 - 49
Full Time

Results

TeamAir3PMFGMFGAFG%REBASTSTLBLKTOTmGAPETOutcome
Cole1421700.30041113264746Loss
Tall Justin3721600.35034146255849Win

Recap

So I guess here”s the game-flow. Shamgod comes out on fire and leads early 16-4. The Ken-dolls weather the storm and lead 22-20 at half. The Handsome boys go on a run to start the second half and take a 14 point lead. Dadbods try and rally over the last 4 minutes and cut the lead to 3, but never get even or ahead. Handsome Boys win.

For all of you Cole-haters out there, this would have been the game to be at. That fat slob was…..wait for it…….4 of 25!!!!! He missed 21 freaking shots. The best part is that Justin left him wide open and he kept missing. I heard Vaillancourt was in his glory heckling Cole. Some even said it got XXX rated at certain points. Not only did Cole suck on the offensive end, but Justin lit him up like a Christmas tree in the second half. Dude got exposed on both ends. $31????…. nah. Captain,,,,,,, nah. Bench this clown.

Heroic individual performances as follows:

Fabio hair school:

Justin: 22/12

Bobby 15 pts

Old Man Jon: 10/10 including bustin a J cap in Cole”s face and taunting him all the way down the court – CLASSIC GRINDERS MOMENT!

Dadbod Uses the Shamwow

Witt: 16 pts (hot first half)

Newbs 9/14, 50% shooting, led team in GAPE

Cole

Player FTM FTA FT% Air 3PM FGM FGA FG% EFG% PTS REB DReb OReb AST STL BLK TO GAPE
Chris Cole000014250.1600.1800130041226
Jon Witt000008170.4710.4710500500116
Kellen Owen000025200.2500.300090012027
Zach Newberry00011480.5000.56301400100118
Total0001421700.3000.3294641001132647

Tall Justin

Player FTM FTA FT% Air 3PM FGM FGA FG% EFG% PTS REB DReb OReb AST STL BLK TO GAPE
Bobby Spaziani000236180.3330.417020053029
Jimmy Zeitz000101130.0770.0770100062016
Jon Urbaniak000005110.4550.45501000111215
Justin Rybinski000049180.5000.61101200201028
Total0003721600.3500.4084934001462558
FTM
0
0
FTA
0
0
FT%
0
0
Air
1
3
3PM
4
7
FGM
21
21
FGA
70
60
FG%
0.300
0.350
EFG%
0.329
0.408
PTS
46
49
REB
41
34
DReb
0
0
OReb
0
0
AST
11
14
STL
3
6
BLK
2
2
TO
6
5
GAPE
47
58