Accolades
| Date | Time | League | Season | Full Time |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01/19/2022 | 7:30 pm | Grinders | 2022.1 | 40' |
 ColeTall Justin 
46 - 49Full Time |
Results
| Team | Air | 3PM | FGM | FGA | FG% | REB | AST | STL | BLK | TO | TmGAPE | T | Outcome |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cole | 1 | 4 | 21 | 70 | 0.300 | 41 | 11 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 47 | 46 | Loss |
| Tall Justin | 3 | 7 | 21 | 60 | 0.350 | 34 | 14 | 6 | 2 | 5 | 58 | 49 | Win |
Recap
So I guess here”s the game-flow. Shamgod comes out on fire and leads early 16-4. The Ken-dolls weather the storm and lead 22-20 at half. The Handsome boys go on a run to start the second half and take a 14 point lead. Dadbods try and rally over the last 4 minutes and cut the lead to 3, but never get even or ahead. Handsome Boys win.
For all of you Cole-haters out there, this would have been the game to be at. That fat slob was…..wait for it…….4 of 25!!!!! He missed 21 freaking shots. The best part is that Justin left him wide open and he kept missing. I heard Vaillancourt was in his glory heckling Cole. Some even said it got XXX rated at certain points. Not only did Cole suck on the offensive end, but Justin lit him up like a Christmas tree in the second half. Dude got exposed on both ends. $31????…. nah. Captain,,,,,,, nah. Bench this clown.
Heroic individual performances as follows:
Fabio hair school:
Justin: 22/12
Bobby 15 pts
Old Man Jon: 10/10 including bustin a J cap in Cole”s face and taunting him all the way down the court – CLASSIC GRINDERS MOMENT!
Dadbod Uses the Shamwow
Witt: 16 pts (hot first half)
Newbs 9/14, 50% shooting, led team in GAPE
Cole
| Player | FTM | FTA | FT% | Air | 3PM | FGM | FGA | FG% | EFG% | PTS | REB | DReb | OReb | AST | STL | BLK | TO | Defense | GAPE | GmScore |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chris Cole | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 25 | 0.160 | 0.180 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 10.3 | 6 | 24.5 |
| Jon Witt | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 17 | 0.471 | 0.471 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.7 | 16 | 66.0 |
| Kellen Owen | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 20 | 0.250 | 0.300 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7.0 | 7 | 34.3 |
| Zach Newberry | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 8 | 0.500 | 0.563 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4.7 | 18 | 43.0 |
| Total | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 21 | 70 | 0.300 | 0.329 | 46 | 41 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 23.7 | 47 | 75.6 |
Tall Justin
| Player | FTM | FTA | FT% | Air | 3PM | FGM | FGA | FG% | EFG% | PTS | REB | DReb | OReb | AST | STL | BLK | TO | Defense | GAPE | GmScore |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bobby Spaziani | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 18 | 0.333 | 0.417 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 6.7 | 9 | 40.8 |
| Jimmy Zeitz | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 0.077 | 0.077 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7.3 | 6 | 19.3 |
| Jon Urbaniak | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 11 | 0.455 | 0.455 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7.3 | 15 | 61.2 |
| Justin Rybinski | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 18 | 0.500 | 0.611 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6.0 | 28 | 83.6 |
| Total | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 21 | 60 | 0.350 | 0.408 | 49 | 34 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 6 | 2 | 5 | 27.3 | 58 | 90.4 |