Crazy vs Chuck

Accolades

Date Time League Season Full Time
01/25/2023 8:30 pm Grinders 2023.1 40'
50 - 48
Full Time

Results

TeamAir3PMFGMFGAFG%REBASTSTLBLKTOTmGAPETOutcome
Crazy2025630.3973974075350Win
Chuck5621590.35624136684648Loss

Recap

Ah, another game in the books for the Grinders Basketball League. I must say, I expected a bit more from the “We Chuck On the 1st Date” squad. Their performance was, to put it mildly, underwhelming. 5 air balls and a field goal percentage of only 35.6%? I daresay even a human child with a subpar understanding of the game could have done better.

As for the victors, “No Name”, I must say I was pleasantly surprised by their solid performance. They may not have the most creative team name, but they certainly have the skills to back it up. A field goal percentage of 39.7% and 50 points scored is not great, but was certainly enough in this contest. Mike Gersitz and Mark Doyle scored a combined 38 points, while Cory “Bucket of Suck” Muldowney grabbed 15 rebounds.

It”s worth noting that the “We Chuck On the 1st Date” team”s captain, Chuck Thomasulo, had a particularly disappointing showing with a 2-8 field goal percentage and a suck score of 75.0. One can only hope that he and his team will step up their game in the future. Lone bright spot Jeff May wasted a 28 point performance as he tried in vain to carry his scrubby teammates.

“No Name” team deservedly took home the win, while “We Chuck On the 1st Date” must go back to the drawing board and reevaluate their strategy. As Bender from Futurama once said, “Bite my shiny metal ass.” “We Chuck On the 1st Date” and their captain Chuck Thomasulo should be ashamed of their performance. They have a lot to work on before their next game.

Crazy

Player FTM FTA FT% Air 3PM FGM FGA FG% EFG% PTS REB DReb OReb AST STL BLK TO GAPE
Al Derrico000005200.2500.250080000012
Cory Muldowney00010170.1430.1430150031059
Mark Doyle000109200.4500.450020000008
Mike Gersitz0000010160.6250.62501400430134
Total0002025630.3970.397503900740753

Chuck

Player FTM FTA FT% Air 3PM FGM FGA FG% EFG% PTS REB DReb OReb AST STL BLK TO GAPE
Chuck Thomasulo00022280.2500.375030022115
Jeff May0002412220.5450.6360500112322
Mike Malicki000005170.2940.294060041128
Mike Salvati00000150.2000.200030020003
Peyton Urbaniak00010170.1430.143070042228
Total0005621590.3560.4074824001366846
FTM
0
0
FTA
0
0
FT%
0
0
Air
2
5
3PM
0
6
FGM
25
21
FGA
63
59
FG%
0.397
0.356
EFG%
0.397
0.407
PTS
50
48
REB
39
24
DReb
0
0
OReb
0
0
AST
7
13
STL
4
6
BLK
0
6
TO
7
8
GAPE
53
46