13 seconds?!?!?!? 13 seconds?!?!?!?!!?!? Just freaking sick………. Not much of a recap this week due to a broken heart and an empty feeling in my body. Just freaking ugh!
As per usual, Ford and Curt were MIA. It’s a Wednesday league boys. Feel free to show up. Oh and hey, we have Twitter now!
Dadbod does the Shamgod vs Handsome Eunuch’s
So I guess here’s the game-flow. Shamgod comes out on fire and leads early 16-4. The Ken-dolls weather the storm and lead 22-20 at half. The Handsome boys go on a run to start the second half and take a 14 point lead. Dadbods try and rally over the last 4 minutes and cut the lead to 3, but never get even or ahead. Handsome Boys win.
For all of you Cole-haters out there, this would have been the game to be at. That fat slob was…..wait for it…….4 of 25!!!!! He missed 21 freaking shots. The best part is that Justin left him wide open and he kept missing. I heard Vaillancourt was in his glory heckling Cole. Some even said it got XXX rated at certain points. Not only did Cole suck on the offensive end, but Justin lit him up like a Christmas tree in the second half. Dude got exposed on both ends. $31????…. nah. Captain,,,,,,, nah. Bench this clown.
Heroic individual performances as follows:
Fabio hair school:
Justin: 22/12
Bobby: 15 pts – (3) 3’s
Old Man Jon: 10/10 including bustin a J cap in Cole’s face and taunting him all the way down the court – CLASSIC GRINDERS MOMENT!
Dadbod Uses the Shamwow
Witt: 16 pts (hot first half)
Newbs: 9/14, 50% shooting, led team in GAPE
Hi-Liter vs I’ve Got My Stye-Eye on You
I heard this game went into double OT and was a Grinder’s classic……not because of the execution, but in true Grinders fashion, no one tried to actually win the game. Hi-Liter was missing their captain and boy it showed. No organization whatsoever. Stye-Eye was missing Toddy “F’n” Nixon who, if there, would have won the game on a jumper at the buzzer at least 3 times (all in Gersitz’s face).
Pauly J. tried to lose the game in regulation, turning it over when he didn’t even need to pass it. The turnover led to a breakout and a “First Ballot Hall of Famer” Eric Boerdner bank shot to tie it at the buzzer (Nixon would have hit the 3 to win, just sayin’). The game went into overtime where I heard, again, no one wanted to win. Each team exchanged bricks and turnovers (Nixon would’ve dropped 12 in the extra frame, just sayin’). Onto double overtime! A classic game like this could only be ended in classic fashion…..one basket……total. My god! Gersitz hit a “J” with a minute left and that was it. Hi-Liter didn’t get Pink Eyed by the Stye-Eyes.
Heroic individual performances were as follows:
Hi-Liters:
Gersitz – 23/12/7
Haynes – 23/16 (more shots than an Uzi)
Pauly J – 16 boards
Stye-Eye:
Milicki – 19 boards
Doyle – 25 pts
E – 18 pts, buzzer beater to go to OT
Tirado – 13 boards
On to week whatever it is cause no one shows up and people keep switching games times and dates. Isn’t there a schedule on the site. Maybe we should FUCKING FOLLOW IT for once.
Get off my lawn!