Editors Note: As much effort was put into editing this for grammar and aesthetics as was put into writing this by our league beat reporter…
Since all YOU PEOPLE suck balls, I decided to take a mini-vacation and cruise along the coast, enjoying tasty IPA’s and giving rusty trombones to girls from Virginia. Now that I am back I have to tell you this season has been a disappointment. Not from a fun or competition standpoint though. I’m frankly upset with the lack of commitment to Grinders at Eldridge. Attendance needs to be better. Show up or get out. I’d also like to address the subbing issues. We know Cole was a dick in the playoffs. After seeing who you folks are trying to get sub, I can’t blame him. You shouldn’t be able to “sub-up” and get a better player. Hell, you shouldn’t be able to “sub-even”. It’s your player that’s missing. You shouldn’t benefit from being short. All that being said, this week’s games have playoff seeding at stake. Here’s what could happen………
IPAirballs:
They get the 1-seed if:
– they win both
– they go 1-1 but beat Lethal Shooters
– Lethal Shooters loses a game
Lethal Shooters:
They get the 1-seed if:
– they win both games
– could drop to the 3 seed based on tie-breakers with Dog or Cole
Squatting Dog/We Despise Cole and all HE Stands For
– no team can climb higher than 2 (if Shooters loses at all)
– this game is probably for the 3 seed
– the loser could be the 6-seed depending on tie-breakers
Mother Chuckers/You People
– can only get as high as the 4-seed
– will come down to tie-breakers with loser of Dog v Cole and each other
That’s all for now. Until next week, piss off.