It was supposed to be a quiet ladder week, with not much on the line… but this narrative couldn’t be more wrong. Peyton took down Al to gain the 1st round bye. Notable absentee was Gersitz who nobody has heard from in 2 weeks. Curtis checked the cameras and saw him get into Chuck the bartenders truck at 1am last Wednesday. Not sure if it was a sex thing, or if he was delivering him to Peyton’s basement to share a room with Kale. Either way, it was to Peyton’s benefit and they have almost guaranteed a spot in the championship. Nixon who hasn’t shown up since Curtis punched him in the face was also absent.
Cole’s triumphant return to possibly the worst team in recent memory might have generated the best clips of the year. While Comedy Central has already been calling to get the roast rights, we really need to break down the 2 viral clips. The last time the league has got this many views, was when a clip surfaced of Garrett with no shirt on.
The fall
Fans were delighted to see another clip of Cole on the ground. Dave was heard saying after “There hasn’t been such a great clip of Cole falling -since last Monday!” While the clubs insurance has doubled since Cole joined, Sandy’s meatball bombers have closed the gaps in the budget.
They always say to never meet your heroes
But just like Jordan on the Wizards, it’s just not the same watching your heroes after their prime.
Usually when you get a “celebrity” sub, you get somebody that can actually play- or at least someone comparable to the guy they are subbing for. OMJ filled Tirados shoes no problem, I don’t think anybody had an issue there. But Cole for Danny? The way Cole crumbled after Tommy hit him with his up and under… Danny hasn’t fell like that since they announced the food court at the blvd mall is closing. The only 3-point record Cole has is Maliki hitting 13 on him in a championship.
Witt was heard saying on an hot mic after , “ I could have sold that better”.
You can tell Salvati had enough when instead of going to see if he was ok, he turned away and was heard mumbling “this guy should have stayed retired”. The amount of people that went over to see if he was OK, was lower than Es total wins on the year.
The Assault
Cole used his arm like a nunchuck to Richie’s head at the end of a meaning less game at the end of a meaningless season.
While most were concerned with Richie’s safety, Curtis’s leaned back with pride knowing he’s no longer the dirtiest player in the league.
It’s amazing that garret didn’t have 50 points last night. Those pants got tight real quick. I wish everyone could seen his face. He jumped up, starting clapping and the smile on his face was astonishing.
I’d argue that Richie is 2x, or maybe closer to 3x the person he once was, but I’m not sure how he let that one slide.