Recap

This game was… fun? To watch? Maybe? If not for Curt “I still don’t know what a pass is” I got No Name winning this one by 30. The stats are truly polarizing – no player on No Name shot below 40%, and no one from Clank Clank shot above 40%. Poor Matt and Josh could do nothing but watch Selfish Curt and Captain Jon “Clap Bang” Tirado take a combined 59 shots, which was more than the entire Long Con team combined. At least Curt somehow made up for taking 40 shots by scoring 38 points, aided by a whopping 10 three-pointers. Jon also scored 14, all of but one bucket by way of the three pointer. Matt was hardly a factor on offense, but contributed a double double with 12 rebounds and 11 assists. Josh logged at least one of every stat, yet still ended up with only a 9 GAPE. Not bad by any means, but the blame falls solely on Curt. We get it, you scored 38 points in a loss. Maybe be more of a team player and cut your shot total in half and the outcome may have been different.

As for No Name, they played a beautiful game in which the scoring was evenly distributed. Al had 14, Doyle scored 16, Richie dropped 18 and Gersitz led the way with 19. All without their floor general Cory! Not too much to write about here – a solid all around game for Team Who Shall Not be Named. Richie somehow led his team in rebounds with 10 – that’s cool I guess. Way to show Greedy Curt how it’s done, No Names.