Recap

Blah blah blah look at me I’m Chris Cole and I’m so great. Whatever. The marquee game of the night featured two of the top squads battling it out, and for a stretch of time it looked like Kellen’s Jets were going to run away with it. Kellen and Tommy were looking lights out from beyond the arc, Josh Lanzot was grabbing boards and dishing out dimes, and Zach was fine in a complimentary role. And then, tragically, they let Cole start to cook. Cole finished with 28 points and 16 rebounds on a disgustingly efficient 63% shooting, while also finally recording a positive GAPE/diff. Eric Boerdner quietly shot 50% and a 17 GAPE, Old Guy Jon shot 40% just like his son, and Justin didn’t do a whole lot but had the third lowest Suck Score. Looking back on it Jimmy really was not that great, but came up clutch when he needed to, drilling the game winner with no time on the clock. I just know it stings for Kellen and Zach, watching their Dadbod “friend” lead a torrential comeback. Especially so for Kellen, who hit a game-tying jumper with just 4 seconds left in the game. And thus, the Long Con is looking more and more like a Long Sham that refuses to Con anyone. So lame.