Weekly Recap in 1 run-on sentence

I know everyone is busy and can’t stay to watch all the games, Alec has to bolt to get home to talk shit to Tirado online, Jimmy has to get home to rest after carrying Curtiss for years, AK needs to get home to shower after all the playing time he gets, and I know everyone loves waiting a week for the Podcast—so here is what happened last night and I won’t bore you with periods… talking about periods, what was up with Tommy Pickles last night having an absolute meltdown about him showing up late… the league gametimes have not changed in a decade and he shows up late and crys for 2 hours until big daddy cole and to come and calm him down- get this dude a watch and an icepack cuz curtiss absoulety tackled his ass when the game was on the line, most people forgot about how dirty curtiss is, well nixon hasn’t forgotten- it was a tight game, but the guys on the podcast called it right-no upset here— moving onto the 7:30 game, this was actually a close game, almost being called a boat race until Chaz finally learned how to sub and their lead magically disappeared – I hope he learned his lesson and never subs again… the only sub he should be having is a chicken finger sub with Danny after the game- we might have a new chaz stopper with pauly J sending his shit to the canal, Garret seeing limited gametime due to lung capacity but that didn’t stop him from subbing in the 8:30 game and totally forgetting that he has the lung capacity of a new-born baby, strange… Josh came late and he didn’t scream for three hours…. Maybe he is trying to keep a low profile with ICE running around, or maybe he is just an adult— the game came down to the final three minutes and don’t worry E’s perfect season is still alive

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