Its that time of year again- awards time. Since all of Grinders HQ seem to have Sabres season tickets all of sudden, which I don’t blame them, we literally have fans falling asleep at the games now, we have decided to help out with awards voting.
If you forgot all the back-alley deals from last season, let me remind you…
Kellen “Hey can I get man of the year?”
E “Yea, as long as I get coach of the year.”
This is not a poll, but even if it was- Grinders HQ would ignore it anyways because they don’t care about you. So come Christmas, please remember to put OMJ and smelly bob on your Christmas cards list because we do care…
Grinders All Diabetes Team
Pick 3
- Danny
- Richie
- Cory
- Josh L
Who would get the most action in prison?
Pick 1
- Grant
- Tennage Garrett
Least likely to pass the gravy at thanksgiving
Pick 1
- Curtis
Best Hair
Pick 1
- Worm
- Jeff May
- Tommy
- Gersitz
- Jon Witt
Most trusted to do your taxes (your favorite 4 eyed player)
Pick 1
- Lil Josh
- Crazy Al
- Nixon
Ed Reed Defensive award
Pick 1
- Bobby
Helmet Man of the Year
Pick 1
- Cory
Worst Team
Pick 1
- 2026,1 Eric Boerdner
- 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Most Dependable
Pick 1
- Kale
- Ben
- Concussed Ford
What took the biggest beating this year?
Pick 1
- Cole’s Pickball Paddle
- Those pedo pickles beating it to young Garrett
- EBC furniture and backboards