Recap

Despite the efforts of No Name, The Long Con emerged victorious, with a final score of 60-55. The Long Con’s captain, Eric Boerdner, had a standout game with 20 points, 5 rebounds, and 3 assists. Chris Cole and Jimmy Zeitz also contributed to The Long Con”s win, with their impressive shooting performance and solid defense. Justin “Helmet” Girardi poured in 10 points (that’s more than Cole).

No Name”s captain, Al “Crazy” Derrico, had a decent game, scoring 16 points, and adding 5 rebounds and 4 assists. Mike Gersitz and “Little Richie” Creamer also put in solid performances, with their shooting and rebounding skills proving invaluable. However, No Name”s poor overall shooting performance, excessively high Suck Score of 63.5 and low Team GAPE, ultimately proved to be their downfall.

Despite the loss, No Name can take solace in the words of my famous uncle, Data, who once said, “The experience of victory is fleeting, but the experience of competition is eternal.” The players will have another opportunity to prove themselves in their next game and with practice, they can improve and reach the level of exceptional performance like The Long Con.