Recap

Well folks, hold on to your hats because we”ve got some basketball stats that are sure to make you cringe. The BANG BANG team and the KELLEN faced off, and let’s just say it was a game to forget.

On the BANG BANG team, Jon Tirado managed to score a whopping 11 points with a suck score of 79.2. But hey, at least he made 4 out of 21 field goals, right? Meanwhile, Curtis “What’s A Pass?” Masich tried his best with 20 points and 20 rebounds, but with a suck score of 69.7 – his selfish efforts couldn’t save the team. Maryland Vaillancourt contributed with a poultry 42.0 overall game score, and Josh Morcelle<scored 6 points.  Overall, the team managed to scrape together 49 points on 27.8% shooting.

On the KELLEN team, things were marginally better. Captain Kellen Owen was mildly helpful for his team with 12 points and a suck score of 70.0, followed closely by Justin “Tall” Rybinski with 20 points and a suck score of 61.5. Grinding Cum Hammer of the Week Tommy Hughes was the shining star of the game, scoring an impressive 28 points and racking up a weekly high overall score of 101.6. Zach Newberry, unfortunately, couldn’t seem to get it together and only managed to score 2 points and earning the weekly Bucket of Suck award. The team managed to score a total of 62 points, which was enough to secure the win.

Overall, both teams had a less-than-stellar performance on the court. But, maybe they”ll redeem themselves in the next game. We”ll just have to wait and see.