Some of the greatest rivalries of all time include…

Richie vs his waistband

Someone needs to tell Richie he is one slice of pizza away from shopping at Big & Tall. 

Crazy Al vs layups

Why shoot a layup when you can take a 5 foot jump shot?

Chaz vs subbing

Can’t score from the bench

Dave vs Playing time

Guy got drafted to the bar, not to a team

Lanzot vs jump-shots

Why shoot when you can pass?

Gersitz vs his hairline

Get this guy a plane ticket to Turkey already. Hairline going up faster than Richie’s shirt sizes

Tirado vs the backboard

Trump needs to get tirado on a plane with five basketballs and fly him over Iraq. War would be over real quick.

E vs the EBC membership

Don’t have to pay late fees if you never join

Worm vs Poor People

Has he ever mentioned he has a hot tub?

Curtis vs Assists

Guys thinks a chest pass is a sex positon

Alec vs knowing there is a bar attached to the gym

Did anyone ever tell him?

Danny vs Supersize Me

Dumb documentary took away Danny sized portions

Lil Josh vs carrots

Eat some nerd

Part 2 Coming Tuesday…

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