Ben vs showing up VS Gersitz vs leaving

No contact from Kale VS Witt vs contact VS Nixons Nose vs Contact

Bryant vs being high VS Kellen vs drafting low

Cole vs Standing VS Dave vs Sitting

Salvati vs the horn

The only guy that hates the horn is the only guy that repairs it… doesn’t make much sense

Witt vs Contact

The guy is on his back more than Richie’s sister

Garret vs oxygen

The guy is making Danny look like a marathon runner

Bryant vs being high

Technically if he is always high, he never is

AK vs playing time

AK is really just a sober Dave

Pauly P vs Player Management

Dave will be available to keep stats throughout the playoffs

Kellen vs Drafting Short

Guy thought he was drafting the EBC hockey team

Little Cuz vs clean defense

Clean defense doesn’t run in that family

Kale vs Grants knot tying abilities

He will escape one day

Cory vs working

The guy is retired and still can’t seem to show up

Garret vs shorts

Easier to hide your boner for Cole in pants

Jeff May vs the “OMJ” moniker

He is the true OMJ,  Old Man Jeff

Maliki vs playing two consecutive sessions

“He is playing next session” – Only heard that ten times

Zach vs Offensive Possessions

He shoots so quick so he can run back and play D