Let’s get one thing straight, it doesn’t matter if its Super Bowl Wednesday, 9/11 or if its game 7 of the Stanely cup playoffs, Tirado will not change the schedule. Why start early when you can piss off the entire league at the same time. 

Talking about football did you see Josh Allens Garrets pass in the early game? He hit one open guy with a lob pass and proceeds to recreate the same pass five more times which resulted in five turnovers. Rumors were spreading whether or not that was really Garret or Mike Ford in a wig. Good thing Ed “Bobby” Reed was subbing, because that pass is not going through when he is on the court. Luckily Chaz saw this and decided to not pass the entire game which would have single handily won them the game, but he forgot to play defense on Bryant. “BBQ Bryant” shot lights out in the stretch, highlighted at one point by almost breaking a light with one of the worst shots in grinders history. Everyone on the sidelines instantly texted Curtiss for the footage which resulted in a temporary Verizon wireless outage. 

The shootaround warmup for the 7:30 game was abruptly by Tommy Garret yelling about start times. …Wait, did you really think the beat writer was going to cover both games for this AAA league? I don’t have time for this… I didn’t get a nap last night at the scorers table like Grant. 

TDLR: Lil Josh was the difference maker, after locking down Big Josh. Tirado won on the court but he did not win at the bar, as he thought it was a good idea to have an open tab to celebrate… he may never financially recover from the amount of pesos he spent.

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