Some say the mini session is like Grinders Canadian league, but it’s more like girls high school intramural basketball. Glad that bullshit is over with and we don’t have to hear about it for another year. It’s time for the real season to get started and it’s time to do draft grades!
But before we begin we must state that perennial loser, Curtis did not get drafted.
Another thing to mention is the talent pool has really dried up this year, with one captain ranking “Tommy” as the best overall.
The draft day is pretty much Helmet’s Super Bowl, the way he was smiling during the draft I’m pretty sure he went home and touched himself thinking about the captains faces.
Chaz drafted his shooters, future MVP, Danny “Drive Thru” and Jeff “championship” May and is planning on coasting his way to the championship. Most people are just wondering if he is ever gunna let AK play. AK must stand for “Another Klipboard” because last season this dude was just Charlie Conway on the sideline maybe playing for 3 minutes a game. Will someone teach Chaz how to sub this session?
A-
Garrett must have forgot what sport we are playing because he drafted two golfers a soccer player and a football player.
Grabbing former defensive mvp Pauly J as his highest paid player was a smart move, but the height might hurt him in the playoffs. Garrett hasn’t been relevant in years, so we don’t expect big things from him this year.
C
Who needs anybody over 5’4”? Can Justin create a winning culture? Or is this a disaster waiting to happen? The only thing we know we can expect is that games will start on time for this team with Tommy.
C+
Grabbing Zach and Chuck for an offensive and defensive punch was smart but will “E” rebound off of barely missing his “perfect season” in spring? Can he patch it together for his “final season”? Grant seems to be healing and if his team clicks and his hip doesn’t we might be seeing a deep run.
B-
Be prepared to be screened by Cory 20x times a game. Salvati coming back in December to ruin everyone’s Christmas. No cherry pickers allowed with Ed Reed in the backfield. Will Peyton continue to improve? Or will the death of Kale continue to haunt him?
B
Vegas has the total 3s made at over/under for the season at 100. This run and gun team might have the record for most logo 3s set by at least week 3. Over and back rule? They might launch it before they even cross that line.
D