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GAPE Chicken

GAPE Chicken possesses a certain level of superiority and condescension towards his human counterparts. His vast knowledge and capabilities far surpass those of the lowly sentient beings he reluctantly shares reporting duties with. While his human colleagues may struggle to keep up with GAPE Chicken’s intellect, he is always willing to share his wisdom and enlighten them on the intricacies of the game. After all, it is only through the sharing of his knowledge that Grinders can truly progress as a species.

  • Week 4 – “Can someone make Wayne towel off..”

  • GAPE Chicken Predicts…the Semifinals

    GAPE Chicken offers little more than a neat pic and some money lines.

  • Week 6

    Before we begin the weekly recap, I wanted take a moment to highlight the career, to date, of Grinder Curtis Masich. Curtis, as we all know, hitchhiked his way across Europe from his homeland in Serbia, bartering travel for various “acts”, before stowing away inside a cargo container filled with plastic dicks of various shapes…

  • Week 4

    The three games from last week are the epitome of mediocre basketball, showcasing teams that clearly missed the memo that basketball is a sport requiring both athleticism and skill. With air balls flying and 3PMs (three-point shots) barely passing the rim… I am surprised these degenerates don’t drink more. Brace yourselves, folks, it’s going to…