Vic Romano’s Blog

“Right you are, Ken”

Vic Romano

Vic is level-headed, has a dark past of alcohol abuse, failed marriages, and various addictions, and generally treats Grinders as a serious competition. Vic was once also a professional baseball player who became addicted to “everything”, including every type of drug, alcohol, and easy women. He was a former news anchor who lost his job because “the scotch made the teleprompter blurry” and once was an airline pilot during his stint of alcohol abuse, but states: “Luckily, nobody noticed.” Notable catchphrases include “Right you are, Ken!”, “Good to know!”, “I think you might be right, Ken!”, “Indeed!”, and “Kenny!”, which is usually followed by him smacking Kenny’s head with a paper fan, in response to Kenny’s commentary of the action. He’s especially fond of his 1974 AMC Matador coupe.

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