Tirado vs Worm

Accolades

Date Time League Season Full Time
02/01/2023 8:30 pm Grinders 2023.1 40'
58 - 40
Full Time

Results

TeamAir3PMFGMFGAFG%REBASTSTLBLKTOTmGAPETOutcome
Tirado1626680.38241134237258Win
Worm3418610.29536114173940Loss

Recap

Grinders Basketball has seen its fair share of talented teams, but none have quite been as pitiful as the Eskimo Brothers. With a miserable 0.295 field goal percentage and only 36 total rebounds, it”s clear that this team lacks any skill or determination needed to be remotely successful on the court.

Despite having Mike “$27” Ford, the Eskimo Brothers have struggled to find their rhythm on the court. Their lack of shooting accuracy is a major hindrance to their performance, as they only managed to sink four 3-pointers throughout the game. Furthermore, their defense leaves a lot to be desired, with only four steals and one block to their name. This team is hot suck. Unfortunately, the Eskimo Brothers” problems don’t end there. They also struggle with ball control, committing seven turnovers throughout the game, making it easier for their opponents to take control of the ball and score. The team”s captain, Mike Benjamin, had a particularly rough outing, only making six of his 22 field goal attempts. This poor performance was reflected in his low 7 GAPE (Grinders Advanced Performance Evaluation) score, which only emphasizes the team”s overall incompetence. (Editor’s Note: That’s not at all what GAPE stands for)

On the flip side, Bang Bang dominated the game, with Curtis Masich putting up an impressive 10 for 22 performance from the field and Jon “Clap Clap Bang” Tirado making four 3-pointers. This, combined with their solid defense, was enough to secure them a victory against the Eskimo Brothers.

It’s safe to say that the Eskimo Brothers have a long way to go if they hope to be successful in life. Their poor shooting, pusillanimous defense, and inability to control the ball are major red flags that they must address. As Uncle Bishop always “I don”t know which species is worse. You don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.

Tirado

Player FTM FTA FT% Air 3PM FGM FGA FG% EFG% PTS REB DReb OReb AST STL BLK TO GAPE
Curtis Masich0000110220.4550.47701900411133
Jon Tirado000146240.2500.333030042015
Josh Morcelle00000370.4290.4290400410110
Matt Vaillancourt000017150.4670.50001500101024
Total0001626680.3820.4265841001342372

Worm

Player FTM FTA FT% Air 3PM FGM FGA FG% EFG% PTS REB DReb OReb AST STL BLK TO GAPE
Joe Marie000225150.3330.4000900311113
Mike Benjamin000016220.2730.295090022037
Mike Ford000014150.2670.300090040038
Paul Palombo00010390.3330.3330900210011
Total0003418610.2950.3284036001141739
FTM
0
0
FTA
0
0
FT%
0
0
Air
1
3
3PM
6
4
FGM
26
18
FGA
68
61
FG%
0.382
0.295
EFG%
0.426
0.328
PTS
58
40
REB
41
36
DReb
0
0
OReb
0
0
AST
13
11
STL
4
4
BLK
2
1
TO
3
7
GAPE
72
39

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