……and now we’ve come…..to the end of the road (you know you were singing it in your best Boyz II Men voice).
There will be no prior week recap. We came. We saw. We played (some of us anyway). Some won (Dadbods…..twice, Hi-liter, Framer). Some lost (Curt……twice). Without further ado, here is how the playoff seeding can shake out based on the season finales.
8:30….Prime Time….. Game of the Week….etc. etc. etc. Dadbod’s VS Hi-liter
This is simple. Winner gets the 1 seed. If Hi-liter wins, both teams will have the same record and split their season series. Hi-liter has a better differential for the season and wins the tiebreaker. If the Dadbods win they finish with the best record in the league. So, winner is the 1 seed, loser is the 2-seed (not that it should matter for either club).
7:30…… Team Framer VS Captain MIA
Team Framer is playing for the 3 seed. Milicki and co. are playing to get out of the basement (aka Curt’s home). If Team Framer wins they are the 3-seed. They split with the pretty boys and Justin, but boast a better overall differential. If they lose and Handsome Boys win, Team Framer falls to the 4-seed. If Mike and Co win, they can jump to the 5-seed (coupled with a Hoops loss). With a loss they are basement bound.
6:30……. Fabio’s Wet Dream VS Dot the i…… I mean Hoops
If the Handsome boys win, they can jump to the 3-seed with a Framer loss (and win a bet I hear). With a loss they themselves can fall no further than the 4-seed. For Hoops, a win guarantees the 5-seed. A loss coupled with a MIA Mike win means Curty finishes in last place……a pretty big fall from the grace of the 1-seed last year (Think he misses Richie?????).
Here’s how we see things shaking out at Grinders HQ:
8:30 – Dadbod’s beat Hi-liters in a close one
7:30 – Framer destroys a hapless MIA
6:30 – Handsome Boys win but Curt avoids the cellar
IF PREDICTIONS HOLD………
1-seed: Dadbods 9-1
2-seed: Hi-liter (defending champs) 7-3
3-seed: Team Framer 5-5
4-seed: Handsome Boys 5-5
5-seed: Hoops I did it again 2-8
6-seed: Stye-Eye 2-8
March 16th playoff matchups IF THESE PREDICTIONS HOLD……
3 Framer vs 6 Stye Eye
4 Models vs 5 Hoops