Week 8 Review

We’re getting close to the end of the regular season. There’s only 2 weeks left for teams to jockey for position. Who’s a mover and who’s shaken?????


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Team Framer vs Team No-shows

Game never happened……yet another forfeit.


Handsome S.O.B.’s vs Dadbod/Shammgodd

Team Justin got off to a hot start and took multiple 7 point leads. That hot start fizzled quickly though and their offense became offensive. The squad finished the first half down 20-13. I’m not sure if that’s a Grinders record for scoring futility in a half, but damn. The second half wasn’t much better. Handsome boys only scored 19 points in the second half. Justin started 2/2 for 5 points. He finished the game at 4 of 13. Jimmy also finished 4/13. Bobby finished 4/20 and was the only one who scored in double figures. Worm was 1/8 and Old Man Jon was 1/6. The GAPE’s were not pretty my friends.

The Dadbods started off slow……again, but figured it out as usual. They were led by self-proclaimed MVP Jon Witt who had a double-double (17/13/6/5/2) and Zach Zooblander who also contributed a double-double (10/11). This team continues to hold teams down on defense but will it last?


Hi-liters vs Stye-Eye

This game was more about who was out than who was there. The bright guys were missing league flagrant fouler Wayne “No Blood No Foul” Haynes. Stye Eye was missing their captain Mike “X stands for Miss” Milicki and Mark Doyle.

The game was highly contested in the first half with Mike “Big Fundamental” Gersitz dominating play. Big G. had 22 first half points and was gobbling up rebounds like Pac Man.Gersitz finished the game with a huge GAPE of 42, 28 points, and 18 rebounds. “First Ballot” Boerdner kept his team afloat. E had one of his better games in recent memory. He scored 28 points, had 16 rebounds, and 6 assists.

The Hi-liters uncharacteristically turned the ball over and over again. They finished the night with 14 of them. 13 of those turnovers were on steals which allowed Nixon and Tirado to score in the open court. Tirado banked in a huge 3 in OT to give Stye-Eye a 5 point lead. The rest of OT went back and forth until E buried 2 jumpers late to seal it for his squad. Pauly J and little Josh had games they would like to forget. Captain Hughes was seen post-game with his face in a towel wondering how it all went wrong.


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