Week 9 Bar Highlights…

Some things never change at the EBC bar, like Richie being mocked for a horrible performance… on the court… again, by pretty much everyone. Tommy was nice enough, though, to buy shots for some fat guy’s birthday earlier in the week (Fat Guy Chris Cole).

Speaking of Cole, it was pointed out that he fell on the court more times than he made actual shots. Impressive! As his age desperately tries to keep pace with his waist line, we all saw the ravages of time take its toll on the man. First, the knee to ankle injury, then some odd back or hip. You know, whatever. Cole’s old.

“AD” Curt could be seen sulking in the corner after his team’s 2 lackluster defeats. We all saw it, Kellen played lock down defense on him, but of course, Curt was heard at the bar saying he was “hand checked” all game. Wah! Take the L!

Team Sham-Bod was compared to the Rex Grossman Bears that made it to the Super Bowl. Boring and average. Weak offense and great defense. So, that led to Cole debating with Mike “can’t handle being captain” Ford that Ford’s team could never beat them. Who is going to score on us? That scrub over there (points to Richie)?

The best comparison of the night was about that scrub Richie and it was good! While talking about the Monday night basketball league and how competitive it is, Tommy said he can’t believe Richie was asked to play and Curt replied he’s “basically the Helmet of Monday Nights”. Boom, Roasted! Cole could be seen running into the bathroom in laughter…

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