“Bro, what’s this new “Suck Score” and why does Old Man Jon hate Cory so much?“
Nah, Old Man Jon likes Cory. He seems like a good dude – I’d even let him fuck Richie’s sister. The Suck Score highlights Grinders who… sucked.
Suck Score FAQs:
- Q: How do you determine a grinder’s Suck Score?
- A: Don’t worry about all that.
- Q: What about all the “good” stuff I do? Like my points, rebounds, assists?
- A: What about it? You’re probably not that good. Besides, that’s what we have “GAPE” for. Stop being selfish.
- Q: What is the Suck Score out of?
- A: 100.
- Q: Why another negative stat? This world we live in is vile enough as it is. Most Grinders come to fraternize with the guys, have a couple drinks, get a good run in… forget about how polarized the country is, inflation, how doomed our planet is, and all the horrors of war. This seems counter to that goal.
- A: Okay.
- Q: No, seriously, why?
- A: I have depression and your misery makes me a little less sad.