Recap

This game was moved 27 different times all so Ford could gets his rocks off trying to remove himself from the shadow of the legendary, nay immortal, nay inevitable Chris Cole. Ford just had to be there to prove that he doesn”t ride coattails. In doing so he showed he does exactly that. He put Grant “Euro-strong” Decz on Cole so he didn”t have to guard him. He then (geniusly in his own mind) stood at the top of the key and “facilitated” the offense, passing the ball in from the logo and then standing there while everyone did everything else. This in-genius plan resulted in a whopping 38 points. Well done……coattails. Jon “1/2 of the Ca$h Cou$in$” rained 4 more 3”s down on the hapless Dark Side defense while Grant added 14 points. Mark “O”Doyle Rules” pulled a vanishing act on the offensive end taking only 6 shots. Tood “The True Franchise” Nixon chipped in with 4 points and was a pest on the defensive end.

Matt “I only have one eye cause I play with screwdrivers” Vaillancourt led the Dark Side attack going 8 of 13 from the field and dominating the smaller Blue Balls defenders on the block. Cole, AK47, and “Cousin” Eric were virtual offensive no-shows. Justin “The Mailman” Rybinski continues on the comeback trail but while driving on the Struggle Bus going 4 of 16. He”s yet to find his shooting touch.