Kenny Blankenship’s Blog

Kenny Blankenship

Blankenship is a high-school dropout whose uncle owns Grinders. Kenny is very unprofessional about reporting, far less serious about the job than Vic is. Despite his non-professional, simplistic stand-point, he claims to make ten times the amount that Vic does because of his uncle being one of the Grinders bosses. Kenny has also been stated to own a condo complex from all the money that he earns from reporting and drives a Volkswagen Jetta. During his reporting, Kenny usually spends his time commenting on the sexual appeal of the effeminate Grinders and how much he likes beer, pizza, and seeing the majority of Grinders fail.

  • Playoff Picture

    The final week of our regular season is approaching, and the final bye in the first round of the playoffs is still up for grabs.  Gersitz and company wrapped up first place last week when they curb-stomped Team Jimmy. Jimmy wrapped up last place with this week’s forfeit (again) to KO.  Jeff May and his team of…

  • Week 5 Review

  • Week 4 Review

  • Kenny Explains Grinders Awards & Advanced Statistics

    Have you ever wondered what GAPE means, or what Hero% is all about? Or what is the Curtis Masich “What’s a Pass?” Award? Well, you’re in the right place. Prestigious Awards Most Valuable Player (MVP) The MVP is awarded to the Grinder who had the highest “Overall” rating over the entire regular season. Matt Vaillancourt…

  • Week 7 Review

    Yeah its a week late… whatever. You write these if you don’t like it. Recap: Old Man Jon had the greatest defensive effort in Grinders history, stealing a late pass from Worm with 2 seconds left, getting mauled by Boccio the Grinder, and tipping the ball to Eric “Big Balls” Boerdner for the game tying…