Kenny Blankenship’s Blog

Kenny Blankenship

Blankenship is a high-school dropout whose uncle owns Grinders. Kenny is very unprofessional about reporting, far less serious about the job than Vic is. Despite his non-professional, simplistic stand-point, he claims to make ten times the amount that Vic does because of his uncle being one of the Grinders bosses. Kenny has also been stated to own a condo complex from all the money that he earns from reporting and drives a Volkswagen Jetta. During his reporting, Kenny usually spends his time commenting on the sexual appeal of the effeminate Grinders and how much he likes beer, pizza, and seeing the majority of Grinders fail.

  • What is the “Overall” stat?

    The math nerd at Grinders HQ likes to play with numbers. He does it for a living and he does it to make fun of fellow grinders. That’s what really drives him. He’s sort of a dick that way. The “Overall” stat is a measure of a player’s total performance. It factors in all of…

  • Round 1 Recap… 12/16/2022

    Remember when this league was cool and we had game reviews every week? I ‘member. The last one was a month and a half ago. Let’s be better from now on, shall we? Dadbods vs. What’s a Pass? Perhaps the most exciting game of the session – oh, my apologies. It would appear that neither…

  • What’s a Suck Score?

    “Bro, what’s this new “Suck Score” and why does Old Man Jon hate Cory so much?“ Nah, Old Man Jon likes Cory. He seems like a good dude – I’d even let him fuck Richie’s sister. The Suck Score highlights Grinders who… sucked. Suck Score FAQs:

  • Session 2022-03 Preview

    There were open runs. There was a draft. There are teams. Admittedly, the league beat writer writer ran out of steam about half-way through… enjoy! Team: Mike Gersitz Draft Grade: 46/100 Team Grade: 62/100 League superstar Mike Gersitz tries his hand at being a GM this session. Anyone who bet Gersitz would dominate the draft…

  • Playoff Review…