Kenny Blankenship’s Blog

Kenny Blankenship

Blankenship is a high-school dropout whose uncle owns Grinders. Kenny is very unprofessional about reporting, far less serious about the job than Vic is. Despite his non-professional, simplistic stand-point, he claims to make ten times the amount that Vic does because of his uncle being one of the Grinders bosses. Kenny has also been stated to own a condo complex from all the money that he earns from reporting and drives a Volkswagen Jetta. During his reporting, Kenny usually spends his time commenting on the sexual appeal of the effeminate Grinders and how much he likes beer, pizza, and seeing the majority of Grinders fail.

  • Final Regular Season Week…

    Editors Note: As much effort was put into editing this for grammar and aesthetics as was put into writing this by our league beat reporter… Since all YOU PEOPLE suck balls, I decided to take a mini-vacation and cruise along the coast, enjoying tasty IPA’s and giving rusty trombones to girls from Virginia. Now that…

  • Draft Review…

    Week 1 bla bla bla. Someone won (not Curt) and someone lost (almost always Curt). Week 2 bla bla bla. Rinse, repeat, spew bile. I’m not inspired to write about the weekly goings-ons right now. Soooooooooooo, I feel like a draft recap, winners/losers, team assessment article is much more fun. Here you go. I hope…

  • Draft Preview

    The times they are a-changin’………… Finally the Blue Bloods have yielded their grip on the reins and invited the “mid-majors” to the dance (aka the fellas with the monster dongs). The mini-session is upon us and the usual suspects won’t be drafting. Instead we could be headed to a major shakeup of teammates thanks to…

  • Playoff Recap…

    The playoffs…….. Quarter-finals We here at Grinders HQ were wondering if the cream would rise to the top. The betting favorites would eventually make their claim to the title.  In the quarter-finals Team Curt (Hoops) took out Team Handsome Boy (Justin). Whose 1-2 punch would play better was the question surrounding this one. Curt and…

  • Week 10 Bar Highlights…

    Seating at the EBC Bar was limited – thanks to the older people at the bar who clearly didn’t realize (or care) that on Wednesday nights we run the bar! Anyway the hot topic of the night was Jon Witt vs Wayne “Freight-Train” Haynes and who was right or wrong. “Some” say Witt is a…