Kenny Blankenship’s Blog

Kenny Blankenship

Blankenship is a high-school dropout whose uncle owns Grinders. Kenny is very unprofessional about reporting, far less serious about the job than Vic is. Despite his non-professional, simplistic stand-point, he claims to make ten times the amount that Vic does because of his uncle being one of the Grinders bosses. Kenny has also been stated to own a condo complex from all the money that he earns from reporting and drives a Volkswagen Jetta. During his reporting, Kenny usually spends his time commenting on the sexual appeal of the effeminate Grinders and how much he likes beer, pizza, and seeing the majority of Grinders fail.

  • Regular Season Finale…

    ……and now we’ve come…..to the end of the road (you know you were singing it in your best Boyz II Men voice). There will be no prior week recap. We came. We saw. We played (some of us anyway). Some won (Dadbods…..twice, Hi-liter, Framer). Some lost (Curt……twice). Without further ado, here is how the playoff…

  • Week 9 Bar Highlights…

    Some things never change at the EBC bar, like Richie being mocked for a horrible performance… on the court… again, by pretty much everyone. Tommy was nice enough, though, to buy shots for some fat guy’s birthday earlier in the week (Fat Guy Chris Cole). Speaking of Cole, it was pointed out that he fell…

  • Week 8 Review

    We’re getting close to the end of the regular season. There’s only 2 weeks left for teams to jockey for position. Who’s a mover and who’s shaken????? Oh and hey, we have Twitter now! Team Framer vs Team No-shows Game never happened……yet another forfeit. Handsome S.O.B.’s vs Dadbod/Shammgodd Team Justin got off to a hot…

  • Week 7 Review

    Another week, another forfeit. Seriously people, make Wednesdays a priority. You signed up and committed. Try and play once in a while. Oh and hey, we have Twitter now! Hoops Curt Missed it Again vs Team Milicki This was a pretty good game to watch, as far as competition goes. I do have to tell…

  • Week 7 Bar Highlights

    Grinder’s HQ has added a new, most likely more-reliable, beat writer to cover league shenanigans. First assignment is in: a recap of the best part of Grinders… The drinking! Richie was berated for his 6 (6!!!!) air balls on the night by Chris Cole and others. When a fellow Grinder said “If you won tonight…