Kenny Blankenship’s Blog

Kenny Blankenship

Blankenship is a high-school dropout whose uncle owns Grinders. Kenny is very unprofessional about reporting, far less serious about the job than Vic is. Despite his non-professional, simplistic stand-point, he claims to make ten times the amount that Vic does because of his uncle being one of the Grinders bosses. Kenny has also been stated to own a condo complex from all the money that he earns from reporting and drives a Volkswagen Jetta. During his reporting, Kenny usually spends his time commenting on the sexual appeal of the effeminate Grinders and how much he likes beer, pizza, and seeing the majority of Grinders fail.

  • Playoff Recap…

    The playoffs…….. Quarter-finals We here at Grinders HQ were wondering if the cream would rise to the top. The betting favorites would eventually make their claim to the title.  In the quarter-finals Team Curt (Hoops) took out Team Handsome Boy (Justin). Whose 1-2 punch would play better was the question surrounding this one. Curt and…

  • Week 10 Bar Highlights…

    Seating at the EBC Bar was limited – thanks to the older people at the bar who clearly didn’t realize (or care) that on Wednesday nights we run the bar! Anyway the hot topic of the night was Jon Witt vs Wayne “Freight-Train” Haynes and who was right or wrong. “Some” say Witt is a…

  • Regular Season Finale…

    ……and now we’ve come…..to the end of the road (you know you were singing it in your best Boyz II Men voice). There will be no prior week recap. We came. We saw. We played (some of us anyway). Some won (Dadbods…..twice, Hi-liter, Framer). Some lost (Curt……twice). Without further ado, here is how the playoff…

  • Week 9 Bar Highlights…

    Some things never change at the EBC bar, like Richie being mocked for a horrible performance… on the court… again, by pretty much everyone. Tommy was nice enough, though, to buy shots for some fat guy’s birthday earlier in the week (Fat Guy Chris Cole). Speaking of Cole, it was pointed out that he fell…

  • Week 8 Review

    We’re getting close to the end of the regular season. There’s only 2 weeks left for teams to jockey for position. Who’s a mover and who’s shaken????? Oh and hey, we have Twitter now! Team Framer vs Team No-shows Game never happened……yet another forfeit. Handsome S.O.B.’s vs Dadbod/Shammgodd Team Justin got off to a hot…