Kenny Blankenship’s Blog

Kenny Blankenship

Blankenship is a high-school dropout whose uncle owns Grinders. Kenny is very unprofessional about reporting, far less serious about the job than Vic is. Despite his non-professional, simplistic stand-point, he claims to make ten times the amount that Vic does because of his uncle being one of the Grinders bosses. Kenny has also been stated to own a condo complex from all the money that he earns from reporting and drives a Volkswagen Jetta. During his reporting, Kenny usually spends his time commenting on the sexual appeal of the effeminate Grinders and how much he likes beer, pizza, and seeing the majority of Grinders fail.

  • Mid-Season Stuff…

    Last week’s league beat writer told you fools no weekly review this week….just some mid-season “awards”, praise, criticism, odds, etc. MVP (midseason): Curtis “AD” Maisch – Curt leads Grinders in PPG, 3PG, and RPG, and for him, is shooting a blistering 39% from the field. Though his team’s wins might not match it, Curt is…

  • Week 5 Review

    Around and around we go. When Cole will shut up or Ford will show up, nobody knows……… Oh and hey, we have Twitter now! Team Vaillan-foul vs Good-looking Guys Another week, another loss for Ford and co. Are they the best, worst team we’ve ever seen or the worst, best team. I don’t think they’re…

  • Week 4 Review

    On and on we go. Who will keep stats? Nobody knows. Did he get a steal? I couldn’t see. Do I mark an “A” or just give him the “3”? Do I have a deadline for these? Eff it… Oh and hey, we have Twitter now! Team Ford aka Richie’s karma for being born vs…

  • Week 3 Review

    13 seconds?!?!?!? 13 seconds?!?!?!?!!?!? Just freaking sick………. Not much of a recap this week due to a broken heart and an empty feeling in my body. Just freaking ugh! As per usual, Ford and Curt were MIA. It’s a Wednesday league boys. Feel free to show up. Oh and hey, we have Twitter now! Dadbod…

  • Week 2 Review…

    We’re gonna need you non-COVID people to show up and play your games… that would be so neat.