Kenny Blankenship’s Blog

Kenny Blankenship

Blankenship is a high-school dropout whose uncle owns Grinders. Kenny is very unprofessional about reporting, far less serious about the job than Vic is. Despite his non-professional, simplistic stand-point, he claims to make ten times the amount that Vic does because of his uncle being one of the Grinders bosses. Kenny has also been stated to own a condo complex from all the money that he earns from reporting and drives a Volkswagen Jetta. During his reporting, Kenny usually spends his time commenting on the sexual appeal of the effeminate Grinders and how much he likes beer, pizza, and seeing the majority of Grinders fail.

  • Season Preview

    Initial Championship Odds……….Straight from Vegas (and Cole’s loud mouth at the bar), here are your odds to win the title: Team Captain Odds Hi-Liters Tommy 3:1 Hoops I Did It Again Curt 7:1 Handsome Boy Modeling School Justin 12:1 Dadbod Does The Shammgod Cole 15:1 Team Mike Mike M. 28:1 Team Ford Mike F. LOL…

  • Week 8 Review…

    No game reviews this week. With playoffs approaching I thought this would be more fun or appropriate. My version of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Top of the Heap: These team(s) are at the top of the league and have the best chance of winning the coveted GRINDERS championship: Team Richie: Team Richie…

  • Week 7 Review

    Closer and closer we move towards playoffs. More and more we find out who is rising to the top and who is already looking towards next year. Onto the recaps…..

  • Week 5/6 Review…

    Editor’s note: I am troubled by the increasingly disturbing trend of Grinders stripping down to their underwear… in full view of other unsuspecting grinders. It started early on in Session 1, in what I assumed at the time was a one-off, when Christopher “Tell Me How My Ass Tastes” Cole bared said ass from the…

  • Week 4 review…

    People don’t feel like showing up and doing stuff……. neither do I. Here’s your week in review: 6:30 gameTeam Witt 60 – Team E 44 7:30 gameTeam KO 54 – Team Ford 46 8:30 gameTeam Witt 50 – Team KO 30 Piss off league.