Kenny Blankenship’s Blog

Kenny Blankenship

Blankenship is a high-school dropout whose uncle owns Grinders. Kenny is very unprofessional about reporting, far less serious about the job than Vic is. Despite his non-professional, simplistic stand-point, he claims to make ten times the amount that Vic does because of his uncle being one of the Grinders bosses. Kenny has also been stated to own a condo complex from all the money that he earns from reporting and drives a Volkswagen Jetta. During his reporting, Kenny usually spends his time commenting on the sexual appeal of the effeminate Grinders and how much he likes beer, pizza, and seeing the majority of Grinders fail.

  • Week 5 Winners & Losers

    Winners: 1. Mike “Worm” Benjamin – Kid got off the schnide and got HIS first Grinders win of the season 2. Team Pink – Jeff May has returned making Pink the heavy favorite to win it all 3. Eldredge Club – the bar was filled with Grinders athletes buying drink after drink and shot after…

  • Week 4 Winners & Losers

    Winners: 1. The fans who stayed for the 7:30 game got to witness the first buzzer-beater in Grinders/Eldridge Club history!!! Very cool! Losers: 1. Jon Witt – losing again in heart-breaking fashion, heard muttering, “I’m just not cut out to win Grinders.”, bails on the bar……..Has he finally been broken??? 2. Team Pink – was supposed to…

  • Week 4 Recap

    Team Blue vs Team Grey….or as Witt calls them Grey’s Anatomy. 15.5 point spread!?!?!?!? 15.5 points?!?!?!?!!??! What the hades were the oddsmakers thinking (their GAPE, most likely)? Team Grey must have used it for billboard material cause they came out to play. In what was a highly competitive game throughout, saw it’s best and worst…

  • Week 3 Winners & Losers

    Winners:1. Team Black – finally got off the schnide and got one of our games best offensive players back. Lookout Blue and Pink Losers: 1. Mike M. – pre-season MVP hype train is slowing down after a meh performance 2 weeks ago and a dud in a possible Finals matchup with Pink.  2. Cash Cousins…

  • Week 3 Recap

    Well ladies and gentlemen we finally had a game, at least a game that was close at the end. Though Pink vs Blue was not the prettiest of games (see Spurs/Pistons Finals) it was highly competitive. The same cannot be said for Black vs Grey. This game was supposed to be the one where Grey might…