Kenny Blankenship’s Blog

Kenny Blankenship

Blankenship is a high-school dropout whose uncle owns Grinders. Kenny is very unprofessional about reporting, far less serious about the job than Vic is. Despite his non-professional, simplistic stand-point, he claims to make ten times the amount that Vic does because of his uncle being one of the Grinders bosses. Kenny has also been stated to own a condo complex from all the money that he earns from reporting and drives a Volkswagen Jetta. During his reporting, Kenny usually spends his time commenting on the sexual appeal of the effeminate Grinders and how much he likes beer, pizza, and seeing the majority of Grinders fail.

  • Week 4 Recap

    Team Blue vs Team Grey….or as Witt calls them Grey’s Anatomy. 15.5 point spread!?!?!?!? 15.5 points?!?!?!?!!??! What the hades were the oddsmakers thinking (their GAPE, most likely)? Team Grey must have used it for billboard material cause they came out to play. In what was a highly competitive game throughout, saw it’s best and worst…

  • Week 3 Winners & Losers

    Winners:1. Team Black – finally got off the schnide and got one of our games best offensive players back. Lookout Blue and Pink Losers: 1. Mike M. – pre-season MVP hype train is slowing down after a meh performance 2 weeks ago and a dud in a possible Finals matchup with Pink.  2. Cash Cousins…

  • Week 3 Recap

    Well ladies and gentlemen we finally had a game, at least a game that was close at the end. Though Pink vs Blue was not the prettiest of games (see Spurs/Pistons Finals) it was highly competitive. The same cannot be said for Black vs Grey. This game was supposed to be the one where Grey might…

  • Week 2 Winners & Losers

    Winners: 1. Team Pink – the new 3-point line hasn’t benefited any team more. The pair of Creamer and Tirado even have a new nickname. If Steph and Klay are the “Splash Brothers”, these guys are the “Cash Cousins” cause they’re $$$$ from distance. Keep it up snipers. 2. Grant Decz. Yes his team lost……but…

  • Week 2 Recap

    Week 2 didn’t bring us much excitement as far as the outcomes of the games. Both were pretty bad beatdowns. We’ve learned that Team Black desperately needs the return of Curt and while Grey might not necessarily need Tommy Hughes, he certainly can’t make them any worse. On to the recaps…….. Team Black vs Team…